Sarah Palin is coming to Houston! Yippeee!

"Sarah Palin made history as the first woman ever to be elected Governor of Alaska, and the youngest person to ever hold that office.Her straightforward, no-nonsense approach to politics and life captivated the nation and jettisoned her new book to an instant mega-bestseller. "

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I think jettisoning her book is the only appropriate action for it, though I worry about overflowing landfills.

Courtesy of, the definition of jettison:
To let go or get rid of as being useless or defective, for example: discard, dispose of, dump, junk, scrap, throw away, throw out. Informal chuck, shuck (off). Slang ditch.

The act of getting rid of something useless or used up: disposal, dumping, elimination, riddance.

jettison indeed.