Funny encounter today with some jailbait at the Woodstocks bar. Here's how it went:
(2 young girls walk up next to me at the bar, and are wondering what the trinkets in the glass at the bar are)
Me: "those are bottle openers."
Them: "you smell like beer."
Me: "that's because I'm drinking it."
The real question, though, is how they know what beer smells like, but don't know what a bottle opener looks like. Hmmmm....